soo…. this just happened…..

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

castiel-dean-mckay-sheppard:

“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog

lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this

i will obey

all-thingsdisney:

jiminy-pan:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

Is Ursula the best example of a woman that conquers?

pandas-and-fandoms-and-nope:

drpuellasuperdanganoffstucklock:

sparkafterdark:

daisura:

darklyspectre:

theta-wavelengths:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

spyduck:

busket:

chromakite:

This is a doorknob.

so you can feel like breaking someone’s wrist every time you enter your home

I just want a hand to put my genitals in that isn’t my own.

There are, apparently, THREE types of people…

no, four types, including the unoriginal dork who says “there are x kinds of people”

Now there are 5 types, including the new wave of people who hate on the “there are x kinds of people” people.

There are y kinds of there are x kinds of people people

I give you a hamburger

No it says “lettuce” 

And that’s what you missed on Glee.

tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem

can i have one?

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

th0rns-in-a-cheap-b0uquet:

theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.

are we just going to ignore the spelling mistake in that or? -.-

fluffmugger:

devinden:

Spread ‘em around.

(source)

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.